Another day, another episode. Rhett is back into trading stocks on Hollywood Stock Exchange after a 20 year haitus. With the US opening back up, Michael gets back out into the world a little, visiting two of his old favorite lunch spots back to back. Michael shares how he once made Ernie Hudson cry. We discuss the progressive nature of the roles of Tom Hanks. But then, real controversy: Bananas in milkshakes. Thanks for listening!
Friday, June 25, 2021
Wednesday, May 26, 2021
Card Trader Mixed Drinks & Mischief
If you've been missing discussion of collective nouns, hyper-local references you have no chance of recognizing, and two of three guys attempting to navigate the Star Wars Card Trader app for the first time in years, then today is your lucky day. Join us, Tommy, Rhett, and award-nominated podcast host Michael, as we hit record for a while and talk.
Bonus online-only content: Recipe for Michael's cocktail, the CTWhy:
1 part, vodka
Number of parts of your choosing, Dwayne Johnson's energy drink
Enjoy!
Saturday, February 22, 2020
The Rise of Skywalker, Spoiled - a.k.a.: The Last Card Trader
Well, this is it. The last of the Skywalker saga has come and gone. We go over what the advance crowd-sourced info on Reddit got right (all of it), and wax poetic about our takes on what it all means as an end to a story that has had such an impact on our lives. We compare and contrast what's happening in Star Wars with what's happening in Star Trek, including hashing out the start of the Picard series. As far as Star Wars Card Trader, we're so far removed from it now that it doesn't seem to make sense to even pretend that's what this is about. So let us know if you still want to hear from us, and we'll see if we can't find something else for the "CT" in CT Illuminerdy to stand for. Thanks as always for listening!
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
The Rise of Skywalker Preview Spectacular

Thursday, March 21, 2019
Star Wars Card Trader 4th Anniversary Special

We discuss cards that have been under represented in the app:
- "Capes of Calrissian": when will we get this set?
- Lack of baby Ewok cards: only seen in classic art that we could find.
- Abandonment of Lott Dod base cards
- Poggle rainbow check-in (spoiler: not going well)
Other Star Wars things we're liking:
- The two-foot Super Star Destroyer expansion for the Star Wars: Armada miniatures game
- Hasbro's massive Jabba's Sail Barge
- Michael shares how he was moved to tears by the new novel, Queen's Shadow. We conjecture the collective noun for a group of handmaiden ("tale").
We also discover there are a lot of characters in the Star Wars universe that have double-g in their names.
Saturday, July 28, 2018
Pig Latin Character Names and Real-life Totsicles
"This episode has more fan service than Solo".
Topics include:
- Real-life totsicles
- When will we see a set of cards based on card trading podcasts?
- Highlights magaine
- Deleting 20,000 tweets...and if it's possible to keep tweets deleted on a rolling basis
- State of the studio discussion and speculation about Lucasfilm
- The Last Jedi characters as seen in the SWCT TLJ Characters set
Topics include:
- Real-life totsicles
- When will we see a set of cards based on card trading podcasts?
- Highlights magaine
- Deleting 20,000 tweets...and if it's possible to keep tweets deleted on a rolling basis
- State of the studio discussion and speculation about Lucasfilm
- The Last Jedi characters as seen in the SWCT TLJ Characters set
Friday, May 25, 2018
SPOILERS: Post-Solo Debrief
Warning! This discussion is full-on Solo spoilers. Rhett, Michael, and Tommy are joined by Earl, recording right after we saw Solo in the birthday party room of the movie theater. Bonus attendee DaveSecura walks in mid-way through and sticks around even though he hadn't seen it yet(!). We stay remarkably on topic...for us, thanks to Earl's valiant efforts. Even though it typically went back to going around in circles about how to say "Enfys Nest". What did you think of the movie? Or are you like Dave, and just like to listen to spoiler-filled discussions of movies you haven't seen? Let us know!